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Here’s the actual text of the Great Commission, in case you were wondering:
Go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit, and teaching them to obey everything I have commanded you. And surely I am with you always, to the very end of the age. (Matthew 28.19-20)
Joke: What’s a salesman’s favorite Scripture passage?
The Great Commission!
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