19 Gargoyles Who Just CAN'T Seem to Get a Date

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, fellas.

Yes, trying to woo the opposite sex can be tough. But if you can learn from the mistakes of these guys, you’ll do just fine!

“Ok, I’m ready. I can do this… AHHH! Here’s she comes!”

You only get one shot at a first impression, so get it right.

Yes, she’s way out of your league. But snap out of it and say hello.

Whoa there! You may feel drawn to her, but remember to respect a lady’s personal space.

A strong, confident stance is important, but don’t over do it.

You need to strike the right balance between showing her you’re interested…

…but also having poise.

You must keep all bodily fluids under control.

We cannot stress enough the importance of basic personal hygiene – especially when it comes to your face.

You, too, Jack.

Once you’re with her, just leave it in your pocket. Women do not want to have to compete with your phone.

Use your manners at dinner. Licking your fingers is just plain impolite.

Wooing her with music is a great idea, but the music alone won’t do the job.

Women like humor, but…

Remember, women are repelled by the smallest hint of desperation.

Rejection can be tough, but you’ve gotta keep yourself together. Other women may be watching!

Because if you’re not strong in yourself, how can you be strong for someone else?

There, there, my dear fellow. The right girl is out there somewhere.

“So you’re saying there’s a chance!”

Do you have any special dating advice for men? Share in the comments!